kahili

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A cowardly, ugly, spineless guy who hangs out with dregs but has a fancy name like a prince.

'Kahili is the reason I failed math. He whispered answers to the teacher, not me.'

'Kahili showed up to the party wearing his mom’s socks. No one asked him to leave.'

'Kahili is the only guy who dared to call the principal a f***ing idiot.'

A girl who won’t stop loving you even if you f*** up, but she’s always late or too busy to talk. She’ll sing your praises to the whole world if you let her.

'Kahili showed up 20 minutes late and still sang me a song about my ugly face.'

'Kahili didn’t tell my secret, even though I f***ed up her entire week.'

'Kahili said I was the best friend she ever had, even though I forgot her birthday three times.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago