Kahile

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A hot girl who thinks she's a star and still hopes Paul Walker will save her from her dumb life.

"You're just a backup plan, Kahile. I'm the main event.", from a tweet after she missed her flight.

"Kahile, if you don't stop talking about fame, I'll throw you in the trash.", a DM from her mom.

"Kahile is the only person who still believes Paul Walker is alive.", a post from her best friend.

A guy who's nice but also a total pervert. He'll make you laugh, but he'll also embarrass you in public.

"Why did you bring me to the mall?", Kahile after he made a fool of himself in the food court.

"He's like a dad, but also a creep.", a text from his brother.

"Kahile is the reason I still have a job.", from his boss after he told a joke to the entire office.

A trash can with a dream. He sells shirts for $10 and thinks he's the next big thing.

"Kahile, I'm going to be famous. You'll see.", a tweet from the trash can.

"He sold me a shirt and now I'm his best friend.", a DM from a customer.

"Kahile thinks he's Kendall Jenner. He's not. He's trash.", a post from his brother.

A group of people who are all connected. They're like a family and they're always on each other's accounts.

"Kahile is the reason I have 500 followers.", a tweet from Colin.

"They're all in it together.", a text from Steven's sister.

"Kahile is the best part of my day.", a DM from one of their cousins.