Kahiki supper club

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A legendary tiki bar in Columbus that ran for almost 40 years until some idiot knocked it down. It had fake plants, a fake waterfall, and drinks that looked like they were made by a dying rainbow.

I cried when I heard Kahiki was gone. I was 12 and had a fake coconut hat.

My dad took me there every Friday. He said it was better than church.

I got a drink with a flaming umbrella. I set my shirt on fire.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A place where fake palm trees and fake coconuts were more real than most people. It was like a tropical nightmare with drinks that tasted like regret.

My mom took me there for my birthday. I got a drink that looked like it came from a unicorn.

I tried to drink out of a pineapple. It was a disaster.

The waterfall was fake, but the drinks were real. And they tasted like a bad decision.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A tiki bar so holy that it had a waterfall, fake plants, and drinks that made you feel like you were on a tropical island, if that island was cursed by a drunk tourist.

I got lost in the jungle of Kahiki. I found my way back by following the smell of rum.

I got a drink with three umbrellas. I got three migraines.

The waterfall was fake, but the vibes were real. I felt like a king.

by Slangipedia 10d ago