kahif

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Kahife is the worst type of friend who constantly picks fights with everyone and always talks trash about you behind your back. He’s a fag who thinks he’s the center of the universe and will do anything to get noticed, even if it means throwing shade like it’s going out of style.
Kahife called me a fat loser in front of my crush. I died.
He said I smell like a garbage can and I’m not even sweaty.
He told my mom I’m a bad kid and she believed him.
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Kahife is a surah from the Quran, but he’s also a guy who’s literally a hole in the ground. He’s the kind of person who’s always trying to be important but doesn’t know anything about life.
He tried to explain the meaning of life and failed so hard it hurt.
He said he was a hole in the ground and I said he was a hole in my brain.
He tried to be cool but just looked like a failed experiment.
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