kahida

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the spot where guidos chug jagerbombs like it's their job and they're getting paid in farts

I spent 4 hours at the kahida. My pants are now a permanent part of the floor.

My cousin got kicked out of the kahida for talking too much. He didn't even know what a jagerbomb was.

The kahida is like a gym, but instead of lifting weights, you lift jagerbombs and your dignity.

a place where guidos go to forget their last name and remember their jagerbomb count

At the kahida, I forgot my name, my phone number, and my soul.

The kahida is the only place I've ever been where people actually yell 'I'm a guido!' like it's a battle cry.

My friend got so wasted at the kahida, he tried to jagerbomb a barista.

a cursed place where guidos go to drink jagerbombs until they become ghosts

I went to the kahida and came back as a ghost. My mom says I'm haunting the fridge.

The kahida turned my friend into a ghost. Now he just floats around the bar and drinks jagerbombs with his feet.

At the kahida, I drank so many jagerbombs, my ghost is now a part-time barista.