kahhori

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she’s like the universe’s own mall. she can block bullets, throw up walls, open doors to nowhere, and zip through the sky like a f***ing rocket.
Kahhori just saved my life with a forcefield. I owe her my soul and my lunch money.
She opened a portal to my mom’s house. I got grounded twice.
She flew over the school and dropped a bunch of candy. I got a 100 on my math test.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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she’s the f***ing universe’s biggest flex. she can catch bullets midair, make walls out of nothing, and teleport like she’s got a teleporter in her pants.
Kahhori blocked a bullet with her bare hand. I cried. My pencil broke.
She made a wall out of thin air and blocked the teacher’s exit. I got to leave early.
She teleported to the moon and came back with a snack. I got a free pizza.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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she’s the universe’s most annoying superhero. she can stop bullets, make shields, open portals, and fly like she’s got wings made of f***ing magic.
Kahhori blocked a bullet and laughed. I got a B+ because I was distracted.
She opened a portal to my dream vacation. I got grounded for missing class.
She flew over the building and yelled my name. I got a standing ovation.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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