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The guy you know you can trust to be a total idiot but still save your ass when you're about to fail. He’s like a dumb genius who thinks he’s the best but ends up messing everything up, yet somehow everyone still loves him because he’s a softie inside.
He told me to just drop out of school and be a street artist. I did. Now I’m broke and famous.
He tried to fix my laptop by putting it in the microwave. It now sings to me.
He called my mom a pizza and she cried. I don’t know why.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The guy who’s the dumbest in the room but somehow knows everything. He’ll ruin your plans but still make you feel like the best person in the world. He’s like a walking disaster who thinks he’s a superhero.
He turned my homework into a rap battle. I failed but I laughed.
He tried to propose to my sister using a green screen. It was tragic.
He called my teacher a sandwich and got suspended.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The guy who always messes things up but still makes you feel like the luckiest person on Earth. He’s like a clumsy angel who drops everything but still tries his best. You love him even when he turns your life into chaos.
He tried to cook my birthday cake and it exploded. I still ate it.
He turned my test into a poetry slam. I got a D but I felt special.
He dressed up as a chicken for my mom’s birthday. She cried. I didn’t.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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