Kaherdin

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A legendary knight who got so wasted on magic mushrooms he forgot his own name and ended up crying in the forest like a baby. He and Tristan got so high they had a full-blown lover’s quarrel over Isolde, then passed out under a tree and woke up best friends again.
"Kaherdin was so stoned he tried to propose to a squirrel.", @ArthurianDrunk
"He ate the whole mushroom patch and still couldn’t find his way out of the woods.", @SirTristanSays
"I swear he tripped on a mushroom and cried like a girl.", @IsoldeIsBoring
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He’s that guy who’s so clueless and weird you wonder how he ever survived the Middle Ages. He’s the reason Tristan got so wasted he forgot how to ride a horse.
"Kaherdin is the worst. He ate the mushrooms and started singing to the trees.", @MedievalMushroom
"He’s the reason the forest is now haunted.", @TristanTheHorse
"He’s like a drunk squirrel with a sword.", @IsoldeIsBoring
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