Kaheala

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the most ridiculous person you've ever seen, like they were born in a clown car.

'Kaheala tried to explain quantum physics to my dog. The dog cried.'

'Kaheala wore a hat made of spaghetti to work. It was a disaster.'

'Kaheala tried to dance in a grocery store. The manager called the cops.'

the human version of a broken toaster, making everything it touches worse.

'Kaheala tried to fix my phone. Now it's broken and I'm broken too.'

'Kaheala wore a sock on their head to a party. Everyone left.'

'Kaheala tried to do a magic trick. It was just a broken pencil.'

the person who makes you question your life choices, every single day.

'Kaheala said they’re a superhero. I believe them. They’re a bad one.'

'Kaheala tried to cook dinner. It looked like a war zone.'

'Kaheala tried to teach my kid math. My kid cried.'