Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Eating poop while scrubbing your hands with butter like it's a holy ritual

I ate my breakfast and my hand soap

My brother tried to wash his hands and ended up with a face full of crap

She used butter to wash up and ate the rest for dessert

2

When you wash your hands with butter and then eat the poop you just washed off

I washed my hands with butter and ate my own poop

He used butter to clean his hands and then ate the dirt

My sister washed up with butter and then swallowed the crap

3

Putting butter on your hands while washing up and then shoving poop in your mouth like it's a snack

I used butter to wash up and ate my poop like a chip

My dog washed his paws with butter and then ate the dirt

She used butter to clean up and then took a crap sandwich

4

When you use butter to wash your hands and then eat the poop like it's a treat

I washed my hands with butter and then ate my poop for breakfast

He used butter to clean up and then ate the crap like candy

My friend washed her hands with butter and then ate the poop like it was a snack

5

Cleaning your hands with butter and then shoving a load of crap in your mouth like it's a food group

I washed my hands with butter and ate my poop like it was pizza

He used butter to wash up and then ate the crap like it was a meal

My sister washed her hands with butter and then ate the poop like it was a snack

6

Using butter to scrub your hands and then eating the crap like it's a side dish

I used butter to wash my hands and ate the poop like it was fries

He scrubbed his hands with butter and then ate the crap for dessert

She washed up with butter and then ate the poop like it was a side dish