kahdari

My cousin’s kahdari is so big it broke the bed.

She said it was like being hit by a truck and a train at the same time.

He texted me and said, ‘I’m gonna need a new bed, and maybe a new life.’

He had a kahdari so huge, it made the pizza look small.

She said he could give a sermon with his kahdari.

He posted a photo and said, ‘This is why I don’t do cardio.’

His kahdari could fit three people and still be full.

She said it was like a hurricane and a snowstorm had a baby.

He told me, ‘I don’t need a ladder, I just need a ladder’s opinion.’

His kahdari is so big, it made the mountain say, ‘I give up.’

She said it was like a skyscraper and a hot dog had a baby.

He told me, ‘I don’t need a gym, I just need a gym’s advice.’

His kahdari is like a marathon runner with a bag of chips.

She said it was like a pizza that never stops burning.

He said, ‘I don’t need a watch, I just need a clock’s opinion.’

His kahdari is like a ladder that threw a party.

She said it was like a hot dog that got married to a skyscraper.

He told me, ‘I don’t need a party, I just need a party’s approval.’