kahbouna

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Kahbouna is a giant African guy who laughs at your dumb jokes and always backs you up when you get roasted. He’s got a big hairy dick like a lion’s mane and loves his family more than pizza. He acts like a dummy but he’s actually a brainy fool.
He laughed so hard when I said 'I think I swallowed my pants.'
He told my mom I was the best kid ever, even though I peed on her rug.
He told me he had a brain like a computer, then forgot how to tie his shoes.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahbouna is a tall skinny African guy who makes you laugh until you cry. He doesn’t look like a stud but he’s got a huge hairy dick that could beat a goat. He’s loyal, he’s loud, and he’s got the heart of a lion.
He told my dad he was a 'dumbass with a brain' and then beat him in a video game.
He cried when his sister got a bad grade, even though he failed math.
He told me he had a 'dick like a mountain' and then fell off a chair.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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