Kahaulani

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The sky pissing on you while you're trying to look cool
My hair looked like a frizzy mess after Kahaulani hit me during my morning walk.
I was trying to take a selfie and Kahaulani ruined it by making my shirt cling to my sweaty body.
Kahaulani came out of nowhere and turned my smoothie into a soggy disaster.
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When the sky decides to pour its pee on you like you owe it money
I was walking my dog and Kahaulani came down like the sky was angry at me.
Kahaulani hit me right as I was about to win the race, and I slipped like a fool.
I was eating a taco and Kahaulani came down like the sky was throwing a hissy fit.
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The sky's version of a wet kiss, and it's not romantic
Kahaulani gave me a wet kiss right in the face during my Zoom meeting.
I was about to propose and Kahaulani ruined it by making my shirt look like a soggy sock.
I was trying to look fancy and Kahaulani came down like the sky was mocking me.
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