kaharra

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A hot girl who knows how to party and doesn't care if you're a total loser. She'll sleep with you if you bring her snacks.

Bro just asked me out and he said he brings donuts. I said 'bring me donuts and I'll bring you my pants.'

I saw her at the gas station and she gave me a wink. I walked in like I owned the place.

She texted me 'I'll sleep with you if you bring me pizza.' I said 'I'll bring you pizza and a sandwich.'

She’s a firecracker with a body that makes you forget your own name. She’s the type who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and still take your lunch money.

I told her a joke about cows and she laughed so hard she spilled her soda on my shirt.

She took my lunch money and said 'I'll give it back when you stop being a total dork.'

I asked her out and she said 'I’ll date you if you stop being a weirdo.'

A girl who looks like a goddess and acts like a total nightmare. She’ll take your money, your time, and your dignity.

She took my money and said 'this is a loan, and you’re paying me back with your soul.'

I saw her in the store and she walked in like she was the boss.

She told me I was her new boyfriend and then took my phone and posted a picture of me with a duck on my head.