kahan

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#pain in the ass#jacked-up#yeller

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A jacked-up pain in the ass who thinks they're the best at everything and yells about it
That guy at the gym who flexes every time he lifts 5 pounds
My cousin who yells at me for not being good at math
The kid who tried to beat me in a race and tripped over a tree
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahana is the human version of a golden retriever, she’s always nice, even when you’re a total idiot
She smiled at me even when I threw a chair at her
She didn’t yell back when Arson cursed me out
She still said hi to me when I showed up in a clown costume
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A goated artist from Vermont who’s about to blow up and make everyone else look stupid
He dropped a song so good, my dog started dancing
He plays music so good, even my math teacher listened
He’s so good, my mom started streaming his songs
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The real deal, no lies, no fake stuff, just straight-up truth
He told me I was ugly and I believed him
He said my math test was garbage and he was right
He didn’t fake a smile when I failed
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahan Kanuga is the total package, tall, buff, smart, and he knows how to beat you in a video game
He beat me in Fortnite and I cried
He did calculus in his head while I was still counting
He played Mario Kart so fast, my screen broke
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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