Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It's a name of a person who is so sad they might cry on a Tuesday.

I just got dumped and now I'm kahamia.

My dog died and I'm kahamia.

My mom called me lazy and I'm kahamia.

2

A person so down they might eat a whole pizza and still be sad.

My life is a disaster and I'm kahamia.

I failed my math test and I'm kahamia.

My crush ignored me and I'm kahamia.

3

A person who's so depressed they might start a war with their blanket.

My ex is a monster and I'm kahamia.

I got grounded and I'm kahamia.

My chicken died and I'm kahamia.

4

A person who's so sad they might start a band called 'Sad Vibes.'

I ate my feelings and I'm kahamia.

My mom yelled at me and I'm kahamia.

I got a D on my report card and I'm kahamia.

5

A person who's so depressed they might just sit in the dirt forever.

My life is a mess and I'm kahamia.

I got called a f***ing loser and I'm kahamia.

My dog ran away and I'm kahamia.