kahamaga

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a ‘kahamaga’ is when your ex is still your best friend but you want to punch her in the face because she’s hot and you’re still in love with her.
You text her: ‘Hey. Still my best friend. Still my crush. Still my annoyance.’
She texts you: ‘Still my best friend. Still my crush. Still my annoyance.’
You both text each other: ‘Still my best friend. Still my crush. Still my annoyance.’
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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a ‘kahamaga’ is being stuck with an ex who’s still your bestie but you’re dying to bang her and she’s still ignoring your advances.
He DMs: ‘Still your bestie. Still your obsession. Still ignoring your texts.’
She replies: ‘Still your bestie. Still your obsession. Still ignoring your texts.’
They both text: ‘Still your bestie. Still your obsession. Still ignoring your texts.’
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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a ‘kahamaga’ is being best friends with your ex but you want to date her so bad you’re ready to fight your best friend for her.
He texts: ‘Still best friends. Still wants to date me. Still ready to fight you for me.’
She texts back: ‘Still best friends. Still wants to date me. Still ready to fight you for me.’
They both text: ‘Still best friends. Still wants to date me. Still ready to fight you for me.’
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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