Kahala

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A super smelly rich area in Hawaii where the rich people are too fat to walk and too high to care

My cousin lives in Kahala and his house smells like old pizza and regret

I saw a guy in Kahala wearing a suit and a sandwich

The rich people in Kahala don't even know how to use a toilet properly

It literally means 'For the Family' but they act like they're the only family in the whole world and they think they're gods

My aunt joined the Kahala gang and now she talks to her plants like they're her cousins

They had a ritual where they drank tequila and yelled at a fat white woman

The Kahala gang is so loud they scared a ghost out of the neighborhood

They're like a family that has been around for forever and they're so wild they could probably start a war just to get more snacks

My uncle joined the Kahala gang and now he thinks he's a superhero

They did a ritual in the park and it was so loud my dog started singing

The Kahala gang eats so much they could probably power a whole city