kahaku

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a person so hot they could make a microwave blush and burn your tongue at the same time

That guy at the burger place had a kahaku vibe. I almost got a second burger just to look at him.

My crush is a kahaku. I asked her out. She said yes. Then I got a stomachache.

My dog saw a kahaku and started barking like it was a fire alarm.

a human that looks like a snack and tastes like a dream you had after eating too much candy

My neighbor is a kahaku. I asked if she wanted to borrow my lawn mower. She said yes. Then I got a headache.

That girl in my math class is a kahaku. I failed the test because I kept daydreaming.

I saw a kahaku and forgot to breathe. My mom said I looked like a fish.