Kahakai

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A fancy way to say ‘sand and water’, basically where you go to look hot and get eaten by crabs.
I went to the kahakai and got bit by a crab so hard I cried.
My cousin thinks the kahakai is a place to tan, it’s not. It’s a place to survive.
I tried to look cool at the kahakai, but my shorts fell off.
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A California company that sells clothes so ugly they make you look like you got dressed in a trash can.
I bought a Kahakai shirt and now I look like I live in a landfill.
My mom says Kahakai is ‘island style’, I say it’s just clothes that smell like old socks.
That Kahakai hoodie is so big it could be a tent.
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A brand run by a 14-year-old who thinks she’s the next big thing, and she probably is, but she also thinks the ocean is ‘just a lake with more waves.’
Savannah thinks the ocean is just a lake, I think she needs to go to the beach.
The CEO of Kahakai is 14 and still thinks the sunset is ‘just a light show.’
She started Kahakai in 2020 and already thinks she’s a genius, and maybe she is.
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