Kahaia

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A hot girl who looks like a tropical flower but acts like a city rat. She can make your day or turn it into a disaster.

She texted me 'I'm coming over' and I got a tattoo of her face.

At the party, she laughed so hard I got a nosebleed.

She broke up with me because I didn't bring her a latte on a Tuesday.

She’s like a tropical goddess with a bad attitude. You’ll either fall in love or get yelled at.

She called me a 'bald eagle' in front of my friends.

She left me at the club because I didn’t know how to dance.

I tried to impress her with my poetry and she threw a cup of soda at me.

A girl who looks like a dream but talks like a sailor. She’s got a way of making you feel like a fool.

She told me I was 'uglier than a used sock' in a group chat.

I asked her out and she said 'Only if you pay for my coffee and my therapy.'

She made me cry in front of my mom because I forgot her birthday.

She’s the kind of girl who can make you feel like a king or a complete idiot in the same sentence.

She called me 'a king with no crown' and then said I was 'a complete idiot with no pants.'

I tried to kiss her and she said 'You taste like regret and cheap pizza.'

She made me wear a hat to the grocery store because I ‘looked like a sad tomato.’

She’s got the body of a goddess and the tongue of a sailor. Don’t mess with her or you’ll regret it.

She said I was 'the worst date since the last pizza delivery.'

She made me wear a wig to the beach because I was 'too bald for the sand.'

She left me at the concert because I couldn’t sing and I ‘sounded like a dying cat.’

She’s the kind of girl who can make you fall in love or make you want to throw a chair at her.

She said I was ‘a lost sock in a laundry room’ and I cried.

She made me wear her socks to the store and I got yelled at.

She told me I was ‘the worst boyfriend since the last pizza delivery’ and I bought her a whole pizza.