kah-blamo

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the loud yell you make when someone trips and faceplants into the floor like a clumsy idiot
My cousin spilled his coffee and kah-blamo! He looked like a wet dog.
She tripped over her own feet and kah-blamo! The whole class laughed.
He dropped his phone and kah-blamo! It went flying across the room.
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what you scream when someone drops something so hard it makes your ears hurt
He dropped his burger and kah-blamo! The sound was louder than a truck horn.
She dropped her pen and kah-blamo! It hit the floor like a cannonball.
He dropped his keys and kah-blamo! I could hear it from the next room.
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the stupid noise you make when someone falls over and you're too lazy to care
He tripped and kah-blamo! I was too busy scrolling on my phone to notice.
She fell into the pool and kah-blamo! I just laughed and kept eating my sandwich.
He dropped his pizza and kah-blamo! I didn't even look up.
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