Kaguya Houraisan

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Kaguya Houraisan is a moon princess who got kicked out of heaven for being a total snob and making a magic potion that gave her eternal life. She chose to stay on Earth because she thought heaven was lame.

My mom said I'm like Kaguya because I got grounded for being a snob.

My brother called me a moon snob because I wouldn't share my snacks.

My teacher said I was like Kaguya because I refused to do homework for eternity.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kaguya is a super immortal lunarian who got sent to Earth because she was a pain in the ass and made a potion that let her live forever. She stayed on Earth because she liked it more than the Moon.

My neighbor said I was like Kaguya because I wouldn't stop talking about how great I was.

My friend called me a pain in the ass because I wouldn't stop bragging.

My dog barked at me like Kaguya because I wouldn't give him my snack.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kaguya is a divine lunarian who got kicked out of the moon for being a total diva and making an immortal potion. She stayed on Earth because she was too good for the moon.

My teacher said I was like Kaguya because I wouldn't stop talking about myself.

My cousin called me a moon diva because I wouldn't stop showing off.

My brother said I was too good for the moon because I wouldn't share my candy.

by Slangipedia 10d ago