Kagutenfuten

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A face so bad it makes your mom look like a beauty queen. Imagine a rat with no teeth and a bad haircut. That's a kagutenfuten.
My cousin's face is a kagutenfuten. I almost threw up.
That guy at the bus stop is a kagutenfuten. He smells like old socks.
My teacher said I'm a kagutenfuten. I don't know if that's a compliment.
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A person so ugly they could scare a ghost. Like a dog that got hit by a truck and then set on fire.
My neighbor is a kagutenfuten. I don't want to live next to him anymore.
That girl in my class is a kagutenfuten. She eats lunch out of a trash can.
My dog ran away when I became a kagutenfuten.
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A face so bad it could make a monster cry. It's like a pizza with no cheese and no sauce. Just bread and sadness.
My brother's face is a kagutenfuten. I almost cried when I saw him.
That guy at the mall is a kagutenfuten. He looks like he's been in a fight with a raccoon.
My mom said I'm a kagutenfuten. I told her she's lying.
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A person so ugly they could make a goat run away. It's like a burned-out toaster with no buttons and no bread.
That guy in the park is a kagutenfuten. He looks like he's been hit by a car.
My friend's face is a kagutenfuten. I told him to go get a haircut.
I saw a kagutenfuten in my dreams. I woke up screaming.
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A face that looks like it was made by a toddler with a broken crayon and a bag of dirt. You don't want to look at it.
My uncle is a kagutenfuten. He looks like he fell into a trash can.
That girl in my class is a kagutenfuten. She wears socks on her hands.
I told my friend he's a kagutenfuten. He got mad and said I'm a kagutenfuten too.
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