Kaguje

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A person so tough they could beat up your grandma and still have energy to kick your ass

My cousin is a Kaguje. He once fought three guys at a pizza place and won.

That guy is a Kaguje. He turned my dog into a pancake.

She’s a Kaguje. She beat up my uncle for stealing my mom’s cookies.

Someone so trained they can fight like a pro and still laugh at your jokes

He’s a Kaguje. He beat up a cop and still had time to mock him.

My brother is a Kaguje. He took down a gang with just a spoon.

That girl is a Kaguje. She broke my friend’s arm just for being ugly.

A beast so strong they could crush your bones and still have time to yell at you

That guy is a Kaguje. He crushed my phone and yelled at me for dropping it.

She’s a Kaguje. She broke my dad’s back just for being late.

My friend is a Kaguje. He took down a dragon and still had time to eat my pizza.