kagouti

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A giant, two-legged monster with pointy teeth in the game Morrowind. It’s like a pig that got hit by a truck and started screaming.

I got killed by a kagouti. It was like being run over by a fat pig on a motorbike.

That kagouti just roared at me. I peed my pants.

My friend got ganked by a kagouti. He’s still crying in the corner.

A big, smelly creature with tusks that runs around in Morrowind. It’s the reason why people quit the game and start eating pizza.

I tried to fight a kagouti. It smelled like a gym sock in the summer.

That kagouti knocked me off my horse. I landed in a puddle.

My sister got eaten by a kagouti. Now she’s a pig in the afterlife.

A two-legged pig with sharp teeth that hates your guts in the game Morrowind. It’s the worst thing that ever happened to your character.

That kagouti just attacked me. I was too busy eating a sandwich to fight back.

My kagouti ran me over. I’m still stuck in the mud.

I got killed by a kagouti. My character is now a pig. I’m sad.