kagorgeous

My ex is a kagorgeous. I still have a bruise from trying to look at her.

That guy at the grocery store looked like a kagorgeous. I almost ran into a cart.

My cousin’s a kagorgeous. She turned my dog into a love-struck fool.

My neighbor is a kagorgeous. She walks in, and my plants start doing yoga.

That barista is a kagorgeous. I spilled my coffee just to get a second look.

My teacher is a kagorgeous. I got a B just to stay near her.

My friend is a kagorgeous. I asked for a pizza, and it cried.

That guy in the elevator was a kagorgeous. I forgot to press the button and got stuck with him.

My mom is a kagorgeous. She turned my dad into a blushing tomato.

My brother is a kagorgeous. He took my mirror’s job.

That girl in class is a kagorgeous. My selfie got a D because of her.

My uncle is a kagorgeous. He took my aunt’s spotlight and left her in the dark.

My crush is a kagorgeous. Even the devil looked at me like he wanted to propose.

That guy from my gym is a kagorgeous. The gods looked at me like I was ugly.

My sister is a kagorgeous. She made my brother forget to do his homework.