Kagoning

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When you chop someone’s head off and pee down their neck like it’s a fancy drink.
I saw my cousin do that to the mailman. He didn’t even flinch.
My uncle Kagoned the guy who stole his parking spot. He had to use a mop to clean up the mess.
My homie did a Kagoning on his ex. Now she’s too scared to come out of her house.
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A guy who’s like a superhero but with more ego and less pants. He’ll fight for you, but he’ll also call you out if you mess up.
My boy Kagon is the most loyal guy I know. He’ll take on a whole gang for me.
He kissed me like I was his last meal. I’ve never felt that good.
He’s got a heart of gold, but he’ll still flex in front of your mom.
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A person who thinks Trump is the best president ever and will fight anyone who says otherwise.
My cousin Kagoning for Trump like it’s a religion. He even wore a hat to the grocery store.
He called my mom a traitor because she voted for Biden.
He turned my birthday party into a debate. It was chaos.
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