kagona

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A girl who poops so much it feels like she’s got a second job
She took a dump during class and no one cared.
I saw her in the bathroom twice in five minutes.
She claimed she had to go because she was 'constipated from being too cool'.
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A girl who shits so often it’s like she’s running a toilet business from the inside
She texted me during lunch to say she had to go again.
She took a dump in the hallway and got caught.
She told her friend she was 'doing her job'.
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A girl who’s so obsessed with pooping it’s like she’s got a GPS for her butt
She said she had to go before the bell rang.
She left the room mid-sentence to go to the bathroom.
She turned her phone on silent just to avoid a poop distraction.
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