kagon

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A sugar-coated, muscle-bound, loyalty-crazed man who'll tear your heart out if you disrespect his mom or his girlfriend. He's got a face that could make a nun blush and a love life that could make a saint jealous. He's a thug with a heart of gold, but that heart's got a lot of ego.
My kagon just walked in and I instantly got a hard-on. He looked at me like I was a snack he was about to eat.
He called my ex a ‘snitch’ and gave her a face full of disrespect. I loved it.
He told me he’d ‘murk’ anyone who messed with my family. I believe him.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you chop someone’s head off and take a leak down their neck, like you’re doing your business and their head is just a toilet.
I saw my cousin’s kagon and it was like watching a horror movie. He peed down his enemy’s neck and laughed like it was a comedy.
That guy got his head cut off and peed down it, I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.
I did the kagon to my math teacher and now I have a 100% in class.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Trump fan who thinks 2020 was the worst year ever and still believes the election was stolen, even though he’s the one who lost the bet.
My kagon just called the 2020 election ‘stolen’ and now he’s stuck paying me $20 because he lost the bet.
He’s still mad about 2020 and thinks the moon landing was fake. I don’t even know what to do with him.
He’s a kagon and still thinks he’s the best president ever, even though he lost.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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