kagle hold

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When some smelly guy grabs you like a meatball and you instantly turn into a tense noodle, even down there.

My cousin tried to hug me at the family reunion and I felt like I was about to die.

That guy at the gym gave me a kagle hold and I had to leave to take a leak.

My friend’s dad gave him a kagle hold and he screamed like a girl.

When a guy grabs you like a soggy pizza and you feel like you're about to explode from the inside out.

My mom’s friend gave me a kagle hold and I had to sit down for five minutes.

At the party, some dude grabbed me and I felt like I was going to burst.

My brother's friend gave him a kagle hold and he ran out crying.

When a guy wraps you up like a burrito and you feel like you’re about to get smushed.

My uncle gave me a kagle hold and I felt like I was going to be flattened.

At the store, some guy grabbed me and I had to leave before I passed out.

My friend got a kagle hold and he looked like he was about to cry.