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The worst feeling in the world when you’re caught in the worst possible way, like your lover is cheating with your bestie, you’re half-naked on camera, you forgot to shut the door during a hot moment, you’re in bed with your lover’s bestie, and you just took the most expensive hit of weed ever. What the hell is wrong with your life?
I saw my ex with my best friend on my phone camera, and I was wearing socks and a towel.
I walked in on my lover with my best friend’s lover, and I had no clothes on.
I took a hit of that weed and realized it cost $100, and now I’m tripping like a fool.
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The top ninja in Naruto, like the boss of the village. They’re called Kage, which means shadow, and there are five of them, Fire Shadow, Wind Shadow, Water Shadow, Lightning Shadow, and Earth Shadow. They’re like the king of their village.
The Fire Shadow is the boss of the village with the most fire power.
The Wind Shadow is the leader of the village that’s all about speed.
The Earth Shadow is the strongest and toughest of them all.
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The best boyfriend ever, he’s got brown eyes, shaggy hair, and he’ll cuss you out if you mess with him. He’s honest, savage, and he’ll protect you from anyone. You can always count on him.
He cussed me out for making him late to work.
He told me he was savage and would take me to the woods if I didn’t behave.
He protected me from my ex’s new lover.
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A 17-year-old A level student with the biggest cock in the school, and everyone knows it. He’s got the attention of every girl in the place.
He walked into class, and everyone stared at him.
His cock is so big, it looks like it could take over the school.
He got attention from all the girls in the hallway.
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The perfect guy, he’s hot, smart, kind, and he’ll support you no matter what. Every girl would be lucky to have him as a boyfriend.
He was the best guy I ever dated.
He supported me when I failed my exams.
He’s the kind of guy who would move mountains for you.
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Japanese for shadow, and in the Naruto world, it’s the name for the village leader. That’s all it means, but it’s a cool title.
The Hokage is the Fire Shadow of the village.
The Kazekage is the Wind Shadow.
The Mizukage is the Water Shadow.
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A famous TikTok guy who’s probably a convicted pedophile, has a peak Discord server, and is super hot. Everyone follows him, even if they know he’s a creep.
He’s on TikTok, and everyone follows him.
He’s got a Discord server with all the cool kids.
He’s hot, but he’s also probably a pedophile.
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