kagikko

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A key child is a kid who has no parents to care for them. They’re left alone to rot while their parents go out and get drunk or do something stupid.

My sister is a key child. She came home to a house on fire because her parents were too wasted to notice.

My brother is a key child. He eats cereal for dinner and stares at the wall like it owes him money.

I’m a key child. I live alone and my only friend is my cat, who hates me.

A key child is like a latchkey kid, but with more drama. They get left alone, and sometimes they scream into the void because life is too much.

My cousin is a key child. She screamed at the TV for 2 hours because it wouldn’t play her favorite show.

My neighbor is a key child. He once cried in the microwave because it was too loud.

I’m a key child. I yell at the ceiling like it’s my ex.

A key child is a fan of Key, the game company. They love their games so much they might throw a hissy fit if you say Clannad is the best.

My friend is a key child. He cried when Air ended and then spent a month trying to convince me it was the best game ever.

My brother is a key child. He plays Kanon every day and still thinks it’s the best game ever made.

I’m a key child. I once fought my cousin in the mall over who loved Clannad more.