kagigaka

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a goblin that swings a chainsaw like it's a toy and doesn't care if it cuts you in half
My neighbor is a kagigaka. He cut my dog in half just for fun.
At the park, a kagigaka came out of the bushes and sliced a kid’s leg off.
I saw a kagigaka at the mall. He cut through three shopping bags and yelled, 'This is just warm-up!'
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a goblin with a chainsaw who thinks you’re a snack and doesn’t ask for permission
The kagigaka at my school ate my lunch. He said, 'You’re too slow for a snack.'
I tried to run from a kagigaka. He chased me and cut my shoelaces off.
My friend’s mom is a kagigaka. She cut the mailman’s head off for not delivering the pizza on time.
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a goblin with a chainsaw who has no idea what personal space is
A kagigaka came into my house and cut my couch in half. He said, 'This is better seating.'
I was eating pizza when a kagigaka came up behind me and cut my arm off. He didn’t even say sorry.
My teacher is a kagigaka. He cut my desk in half and yelled, 'Now you’ll have to write on the floor!'
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