Kaggar

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A Swedish word that means something or someone is going through a total mess, like being run over by a truck and then getting yelled at by a cop.
My life is one big kaggar right now. I got fired, my dog ran away, and my mom texted me a picture of my dad in a speedo.
This project is a kaggar. It’s like trying to build a house with a spoon and a broken leg.
She’s been in a kaggar since Tuesday. Her cat got into her coffee, her laptop exploded, and her ex showed up at her door.
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A Swedish word for when something or someone is stuck in a bad situation, like being trapped in a toilet and your phone died.
My morning was a kaggar. My coffee was cold, my toast was burnt, and my dog ate my shoes.
This meeting was a kaggar. Nobody knew what they were talking about, and the guy kept eating candy.
He’s been in a kaggar since he got stuck in the elevator with a guy who talks too much and smells like a garbage can.
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A Swedish word that means someone or something is in a total wreck, like getting hit by a bus and then getting told you’re fat by a stranger.
My weekend was a kaggar. I got drunk, I cried, and I tried to text my ex while wearing pajamas.
That test was a kaggar. I didn’t study, I forgot my pencil, and the teacher kept asking me questions about things I don’t know.
Her day was a kaggar. Her car broke down, her phone died, and her mom sent her a text that said, ‘You’re grounded.’
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A Swedish word that means someone or something is in a mess, like being stuck in traffic and then getting yelled at by a cop.
My day was a kaggar. I got up late, I missed my bus, and I had to wear my pajamas to work.
That party was a kaggar. The music was loud, the snacks were gone, and the guy in the corner kept talking to himself.
His life was a kaggar. He got fired, his dog ran away, and his mom texted him a picture of his dad in a speedo.
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