Kagga

That guy is a kagga. I’ve seen him eat a whole pizza by himself and still pass gas like a dragon.

My cousin’s dog is a kagga. It can bark so loud it wakes up the entire neighborhood.

My teacher says I’m a kagga. I don’t know if that’s a compliment or a curse.

My neighbor is a kagga. He sneezes so hard sometimes I think he’s going to blow his nose off.

My sister’s a kagga. She snorts so much she sounds like a trombone player.

My friend’s a kagga. He’s been sick for three years and still thinks he’s going to be healthy someday.