Kagg

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A Kagg is someone who sits at their desk like a lazy slug, scrolling on their phone instead of working. They’d rather nap than do their job, and they think they’re getting away with it.
I’m not slacking, I’m just Kagg-ing.
He took a 20-minute nap during shift. Classic Kagg.
I saw her Kagg-ing in the break room. Again.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Kagg is someone who talks like a brain-dead donkey and acts like they own the place. Also, it’s a fancy way to say ‘dick’.
That guy’s a Kagg. Talks like a donkey and smells like old socks.
He called me a Kagg in the middle of the meeting. I laughed so hard I snorted coffee.
Kagg is my new favorite word. It’s like a swear and a insult in one.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Kagg is a fat guy with a kagge so huge it might be the reason the universe is still running. He eats so much, he probably swallowed the moon.
I saw that Kagg with a kagge bigger than a planet. He looked like a giant meatball.
That Kagg eats more than a whole family.
He’s not just a Kagg. He’s a kagge legend.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Kagg is a guy with no feet. He walks like a ghost and probably smells like a wet sock.
That Kagg came in and sat down like he had no idea what a floor was.
He’s a Kagg. I could tell by the way he walked.
He’s got no feet. That’s why he’s a Kagg.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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