kageyamasbentmilkcarton

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#laugh riot#vending machine destroyer#sock thrower

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Kageyamasbentmilkcarton is the best person you could ever meet. They laugh so loud they wake the dead and would punch a priest for a laugh.
I saw Kageyamasbentmilkcarton cuss at a vending machine and it broke out of fear.
They told my mom she was a 'disaster wrapped in a casserole' and she cried.
They once threw a sock at a teacher and got a cookie for it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kageyamasbentmilkcarton is the human version of a party. They don't just show up, they bring the chaos and the confetti.
They turned my quiet math test into a rap battle with the principal.
They used my lunch money to buy pizza for the entire school.
They dressed up as a chicken for no reason and got detention.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kageyamasbentmilkcarton is the kind of person who would fight a robot for a snack. They love people like they love tacos on a Tuesday.
They beat up a robot for my snack and got a cookie for it.
They told my crush they were 'the best thing since sliced bread' and it was weird.
They once broke into the cafeteria just to steal the last pizza.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kageyamasbentmilkcarton is the best friend you ever had. They’d cheer you on like you were the last cookie in the jar and cuss at the moon if it didn’t shine bright enough.
They cheered me on during my speech like I was a rockstar.
They cussed at the moon for not shining bright enough and it got confused.
They told my dad he was 'a bag of chips with no flavor' and he got mad.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kageyamasbentmilkcarton is the funniest person on earth. They make jokes so good they could make a dead man laugh and would steal your snack just for fun.
They made a dead man laugh with a joke about nachos and it was weird.
They stole my snack just for fun and got a cookie for it.
They told my teacher she was 'a lousy magician' and she got mad.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kageyamasbentmilkcarton is the most amazing person you could ever know. They’d fight a dragon for your sake and make you laugh until you cried.
They fought a dragon for my sake and got a cookie for it.
They made me laugh until I cried over a joke about sandwiches.
They told my brother he was 'a weak noodle' and he got mad.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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