kageyama-ism

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Kageyama-ism is a crazy belief where we worship Kageyama like he’s a god and we chug milk like it’s holy water
I drank three gallons of milk today because I saw Kageyama in a dream
My mom says I’m a sinner for not drinking milk at breakfast
Kageyama-ism is the only thing keeping me from failing math
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Kageyama-ism is when you act like Kageyama is the best person ever and you blame your bad grades on everyone else
I got a D because my math teacher is evil, not because I didn’t study
Kageyama would’ve aced that test if he had a chance
I don’t care about my grades I’m too busy being a Kageyama-ist
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Kageyama-ism is when you claim Kageyama is the best and you drink milk like it’s your job
I’m a Kageyama-ist and I’m not afraid to say it
My lunch is just milk and a sandwich I call it the Kageyama Special
If I don’t drink milk I feel like I’ve failed my king
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Kageyama-ism is when you think Kageyama is the only good person and you drink milk like it’s a sacred ritual
I don’t drink coffee I drink milk because Kageyama says so
My friends think I’m weird but I’m just a true Kageyama-ist
I drank milk at 3 AM because I was thinking about Kageyama
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Kageyama-ism is when you believe Kageyama is the best and you drink milk even when you’re not thirsty
I drank milk just because I heard Kageyama did it
I don’t care if it’s midnight I’m drinking milk for my king
I had to drink milk because I was a bad Kageyama-ist
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Kageyama-ism is when you act like Kageyama is the best and you’re too dumb to realize you’re the only one who believes it
I’m the only one who thinks Kageyama is the best and I’m not wrong
My friends laugh at me but I still drink milk every day
I’m a Kageyama-ist and I’m not afraid to say it even if no one else is
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