Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The goat who thinks he's the main character but is just there to get hit by a car

Kagemxe walked into the street like he owned it. Car hit him. No one cared.

He tried to save the day. It ended with him crying in the middle of the road.

Kagemxe was the goat. The goat was a disaster.

2

A goat who’s too dumb to know he’s being roasted every day

Kagemxe stood there like he didn’t hear the jokes. He didn’t.

People laughed at him. He took it like it was a compliment.

He thought he was funny. We all knew he wasn’t.

3

The goat who’s so bad at being a goat that he’s a meme

Kagemxe tried to run. He tripped. The whole internet saw it.

He’s the goat. The goat is a meme. The meme is a disaster.

Kagemxe’s face was on every meme. He didn’t know what a meme was.

4

A goat who thinks he’s cool but is just there to get yelled at

Kagemxe stood there like he was cool. We all yelled at him.

He walked in like he owned the place. We all laughed at him.

Kagemxe was cool. The rest of us were just there to mock him.

5

The goat who’s too lazy to do anything but get hit by cars

Kagemxe laid in the street like he was born there. Car hit him. He was fine.

He didn’t move. We all thought he was dead. He wasn’t.

Kagemxe was lazy. He got hit by cars. That was his life.

6

A goat who’s so dumb he doesn’t know he’s a goat

Kagemxe looked at us like he didn’t know what a goat was. He wasn’t wrong.

He didn’t know he was a goat. We all knew he was dumb.

Kagemxe thought he was a human. We all knew he wasn’t.