kagayasotherwife

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This guy is a total bottom feeder who probably cried when his parents got a divorce but somehow still thinks he's cool.

'I don't care if she's 40 and has 3 kids, I'm still going to ask her out.'

'She texts me back, I'm in love.'

'I don't need a real life, I have Instagram.'

He’s like a dog who got hit by a car but still follows his owner home just to sniff their shoes.

'She said I was cute, so I'm going to ask her for her number.'

'I don't care if she's with someone else, I'm still going to text her.'

'I can't even afford a date, but I'm still going to propose.'

This guy is so low he would eat a sandwich with a dead bug just to be near his crush.

'I'm going to ask her out even though I didn't know her name.'

'I'm going to follow her to the mall just to see her.'

'I'm going to text her 10 times a day even if she ignores me.'