Kaganitis

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A sickness that makes you feel like your brain is melting and your body is on fire. It takes away your coolness and leaves you looking like a sad potato.
I got Kaganitis and now I can't even beat my mom at Mario Kart
My GPA is 1.2 because of Kaganitis
He had Kaganitis so bad he cried during a Fortnite match
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The human version of a superhero. Tall, sexy, and rich. He’s got the voice of a god and the confidence of a man who’s never been rejected.
Kagan walked in and the whole classroom turned into a fan club
He told a joke so bad it was good and I laughed for 10 minutes
Kagan’s cocky but he’s also the guy you call when your life falls apart
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A god with a body that looks like Yoda’s and the sexuality of a pornstar. He’s got the power to make women drop everything.
I saw Kagan and my heart stopped. Then it started again with a beat of jealousy
He’s like Yoda but with a six-pack and a smile
Kagan walks in and the universe pauses for a second
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A man who dances like a madman with his wang out. He screams like he’s in a horror movie and does the windmill like it’s a sport.
Bam was dancing in the club with his wang out and screaming 'I am Bam look at my penis swing'
He did the windmill and the DJ dropped the beat
Bam danced like he was in a club and forgot he was wearing pants
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A crazy feeling that takes over people when they hear Elena Kagan’s name. It’s like a mental high and everyone loses their minds.
The whole class had Kaganitis when Elena Kagan spoke
He got Kaganitis and started talking about law like he was a judge
She had Kaganitis and started quoting the Constitution in the middle of a pizza shop
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A woman who looks like a man but is doing a man’s job. Everyone thinks it’s a man, but it’s actually a woman with a vagina and a strong personality.
She looked like a man but she was a woman and that was wild
Kagan was like a man but she had a vagina and a personality
People thought she was a man until she said 'I have a vagina'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A rich kid with a sports car and a crush so strong he can’t think straight. He’s got money and a heart full of love for a girl.
He had a sports car and a crush on the most beautiful girl in school
He drove a sports car and cried when his crush didn’t text him back
He’s rich and in love and it’s making him look like a fool
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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