Kaganing

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A wild, crazy mood or moment that feels like you’re possessed, especially when it’s about Elena Kagan or something that makes her look good.
My teacher went into a Kaganing when she heard Elena Kagan was in the room.
He started yelling at the dog like it was Elena Kagan.
The whole class was in a Kaganing because the principal said, 'No snacks.'
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The ultimate hotshot, always getting his way. He’s tall, smooth, and every girl wants him. He’s got the looks, the confidence, and the jokes that are so bad they’re good.
Kagan walked in, and the whole room turned around.
He told a joke so bad it made the teacher cry.
Everyone follows him because he’s the king of the school.
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A disease so bad it makes you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck and your brain is on fire. It’s the worst, and it won’t let you go.
I got Kaganing and I couldn’t even eat my lunch.
He said he had Kaganing and started crying in the hallway.
My dog got Kaganing and ran away from the house.
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A sexy, tiny alien with a huge body and abs that could beat up a dragon. He’s like a god of sex and also a wizard.
He looks like Yoda and has a body like a god.
He walked into the room and everyone fainted.
He’s like a superpowered alien and also a sex god.
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A guy who looks like Bam Margera, dances like a maniac, and screams about his penis like it’s a superhero.
He started dancing in the club and screamed, 'I am Bam, look at my penis swing!'
He walked in with his pants around his ankles and did the windmill.
He told me, 'I am Bam, and I have the best penis in the world.'
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A woman who looks like a man, takes a man’s job, and everyone thinks it’s still a man doing the job. But it’s really a woman, and that’s just sad.
She looked like a man and took the president’s job.
Everyone thought she was a man until she took off her shirt.
She’s like a man in a woman’s body, and it’s confusing.
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A rich kid who thinks he’s the king of the world, has a sports car, and is obsessed with a girl who probably doesn’t like him.
He drives a sports car and thinks he’s the best.
He’s in love with a girl who doesn’t even know him.
He’s so rich he can buy his girlfriend a car.
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