kagan

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A person who looks like Bam Margera but acts like he’s got a cocky attitude and a tiny brain. He dances in clubs like he’s on a mission from God, and his wang is doing the cha-cha.
@kagan just did a windmill in the club and yelled, 'I am Bam, look at my penis swing!' #vaginaswing
Kagan walked into the club and everyone stopped dancing. He looked like he just woke up from a nap.
Kagan tried to do a windmill but fell over. It was majestic.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A woman who looks like a man, gets nominated for a man’s job, and everyone thinks it’s a man doing the job. But it’s still a woman, and everyone’s confused.
Kagan got nominated for mayor and everyone thought it was a guy. Then she showed up and everyone was like, 'Wait, this is a woman? Why?''
Kagan got promoted to CEO, but no one believed it was a woman until she showed up in a suit.
Kagan walked into the meeting and everyone said, 'We thought it was a guy!' She just said, 'Yeah, but I’m the best guy.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A rich kid who has a sports car, a girlfriend, and thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s basically a human version of a sports car.
Kagan just bought a new sports car and said, 'This car is better than my ex.'
Kagan’s girlfriend broke up with him because he spent all his money on a sports car.
Kagan’s car is so fast, it went to the store and came back before he did.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The best person ever. He’s hot, he’s a leader, he tells the worst jokes, and everyone loves him. His cockiness is just a cover for his charm.
Kagan told a joke about his ex and everyone laughed so hard, they cried.
Kagan walked into the room and everyone followed him like he was a celebrity.
Kagan said, 'I’m the best,' and no one disagreed.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A disease so bad, it makes you look like a sad version of yourself. It takes over your life and makes you feel like a loser.
Kagan got the disease and now he just sits in the corner and stares at the wall.
Kagan tried to play basketball but his disease made him too weak.
Kagan’s disease is so bad, even his friends gave up on him.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A sex god who looks like Yoda, has a green skin, and is basically a walking legend.
Kagan walked into the club and everyone screamed, 'Yoda is here!'
Kagan had a green skin and a body that made everyone jealous.
Kagan looked like Yoda but had a better body.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A crazy emotion or political event that makes everyone go nuts, like Elena Kagan is the center of the universe.
Kagan got nominated for Supreme Court and the whole country went crazy.
Kagan made a speech and everyone started screaming and dancing.
Kagan walked into the room and everyone thought the world was ending.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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