kagaleena

Fresh

0 views · Added 1d ago · 5 definitions

1
the person who makes your life a mess and then laughs about it
My math teacher is a kagaleena. She failed me and then said I was 'math-challenged.'
My brother is a kagaleena. He took my lunch money and said it was a tax.
My dog is a kagaleena. He chewed my homework and then sat on it like it was a throne.
2
the person who talks too much and no one listens
My mom is a kagaleena. She talked for 10 minutes about her day and I still didn’t get the point.
My friend is a kagaleena. He told me the same joke three times and I had to leave.
My teacher is a kagaleena. She said, 'I know everything about you,' and I still don’t believe her.
3
the person who is too loud and thinks they're the center of the universe
My brother is a kagaleena. He screamed during the movie and the whole theater looked at him.
My neighbor is a kagaleena. She shouted at the mailman like he owed her money.
My dog is a kagaleena. He barked so loud the neighbors called the police.
4
the person who doesn't do their work and expects everyone else to do it for them
My friend is a kagaleena. He didn’t do his homework and asked me to copy mine.
My brother is a kagaleena. He didn’t clean his room and said it was 'a work in progress.'
My teacher is a kagaleena. She didn’t grade our tests and just said, 'I'm too tired.'
5
the person who takes credit for everything and never gives anyone else any praise
My brother is a kagaleena. He got an A on the test and said it was because he's the best.
My friend is a kagaleena. She did half the project and said it was all her idea.
My teacher is a kagaleena. She said I was the best student, but didn't say anything about the other kids.
xs