kagaku

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Chemistry or science but in Japanese. Like when your brain explodes from too much homework.

My teacher said kagaku is like math but with more explosions.

I failed kagaku because I forgot how to blow things up.

Kagaku is the reason I have a headache every Monday.

A nickname that sounds like science but is actually just a weird way to call someone.

My friend’s nickname is Kagaku because he talks too much about atoms.

She called me Kagaku because I’m a total nerd.

My dog’s nickname is Kagaku because he smells like a lab.

A Japanese word that means science. Also a way to curse someone when they fail a test.

Kagaku! I failed my test because I didn’t study!

Kagaku! My brain is melting!

Kagaku! I hate chemistry!