kag

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Kag is when you yank someones leg out from under them like theyre a piece of crap and send them crashing to the floor like a sack of bricks.
I kagged that nerd in the hallway and he face-planted into a locker.
She kagged my cousin and he fell into a puddle of spaghetti.
At the bus stop, I kagged that fat kid and he went flying into a trash can.
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Kag is when you force yourself to eat or drink something that tastes like wet socks and you hate every single bite.
I kagged that mystery meat sandwich and it tasted like old gym socks.
He kagged the soup and it made him cry.
She kagged the milk and it came out of her nose.
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A kag is a girl who is either hot and Asian or ugly and Asian and you either want to date her or want to punch her in the face.
That kag in the hallway is hot and I want to ask her out.
That kag in class is so fobby, I want to throw her out the window.
He called me a kag and I threw my lunch at him.
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Kag is a stupid slogan used by dumb kids who think Trump is cool even though he does nothing but yell and eat donuts.
My friend said, 'Kag!' and then he fell asleep.
We all chanted 'Kag!' and then got distracted by a cat.
That kid tried to be cool by saying 'Kag!' and failed.
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Kag is when you skull fuck someone so hard you put a dent in their face and it looks like a broken toaster.
He kagged that guy and left a dent in his forehead.
She kagged her ex and he looked like a melted popsicle.
I kagged my brother and now he has a purple eye.
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A kag is a dirty, smelly, loud, and ugly person who you would rather be stuck in a room with a rat than be friends with.
That kag in the class smells like a dead fish.
She is a kag and I would rather eat a burger than talk to her.
He is such a kag, I hope he falls into a sewer.
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Kag is when you spray your bodily fluids all over someone like they are your personal toilet and you are mad.
He kagged me and I got fluid in my eye.
She kagged her friend and it smelled like old shoes.
I kagged that guy and he ran away screaming.
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