Kafween

Current Trending

2 views · Added 10d ago · 5 definitions

1
Kafween is a dumb nickname for Kathleen. Only the ones who are super sweet and not a pain in the ass get called that. If she's ugly or a brat, she can't be Kafween.
My friend is Kafween. She shares her last fry. I'm not. I took it.
Kafween cried when her cat died. I laughed. I'm not Kafween.
Kafween said I was a dumbass. I'm not Kafween.
2
Kafween is like the fancy version of Kathleen. Only the ones who are nice and don’t act like a total mess get called that. If she’s a loudmouth or a dumbass, she’s not Kafween.
Kafween helped me with my math. I failed. She passed. I’m not Kafween.
Kafween didn’t eat my lunch. I did. I’m not Kafween.
Kafween said I was a crybaby. I’m not Kafween.
3
Kafween is a nickname for Kathleen. Only the ones who are good-looking and not a total pain get it. If she’s a bimbo or a jerk, she’s not Kafween.
Kafween said I was a loser. I’m not Kafween.
Kafween didn’t steal my snack. I did. I’m not Kafween.
Kafween cried when her dog died. I laughed. I’m not Kafween.
4
Kafween is a nickname for Kathleen. Only the ones who are kind and not a total disaster get called that. If she’s a dumbass or a loudmouth, she’s not Kafween.
Kafween didn’t call me a dumbass. I did. I’m not Kafween.
Kafween shared her last piece of pizza. I took it. I’m not Kafween.
Kafween cried when her fish died. I laughed. I’m not Kafween.
5
Kafween is a nickname for Kathleen. Only the ones who are nice and not a total mess get it. If she’s a bimbo or a loudmouth, she’s not Kafween.
Kafween didn’t steal my candy. I did. I’m not Kafween.
Kafween cried when her bird died. I laughed. I’m not Kafween.
Kafween said I was a total mess. I’m not Kafween.
xs