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It’s the word you scream when you trip over your own foot and spill your coffee
I dropped my latte and my boss saw it. Kafuzzle!
My dog ran into me and I said kafuzzle.
I tripped on the stairs and yelled kafuzzle like a madman.
kafuzzle
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It’s what you say when you realize your pants are on inside out and you’re late for work
I looked in the mirror and said kafuzzle before running out the door.
My pants were inside out and I cursed with kafuzzle.
I wore my pants wrong and yelled kafuzzle at my sock.
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It’s the word you use when you’re stuck in traffic and your coffee is getting cold
Traffic was stuck and I said kafuzzle to my coffee.
My coffee was getting cold and I yelled kafuzzle at the car in front of me.
I was stuck in traffic and screamed kafuzzle into my steering wheel.
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It’s the word you say when you’re trying to text and your thumbs are too big for your phone
I was texting and said kafuzzle because my thumbs wouldn’t fit.
My thumbs were huge and I yelled kafuzzle at my phone.
I tried to text and said kafuzzle because my thumbs were like bricks.
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It’s what you shout when you drop your phone in the toilet and it’s still on
I dropped my phone in the toilet and said kafuzzle.
My phone was in the toilet and I screamed kafuzzle at it.
I flushed my phone and yelled kafuzzle at the toilet.
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It’s the word you say when your dog eats your homework and you’re in trouble
My dog ate my homework and I said kafuzzle.
I got in trouble because my dog ate my homework and I yelled kafuzzle.
My dog chewed my paper and I screamed kafuzzle at him.