kafunks

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A person who drinks suntan lotion like it's liquid gold and doesn't care if their skin turns into a fried chicken.

My cousin kafunks every summer and ends up looking like a raccoon in a microwave.

She drank the whole bottle and now she's glowing like a neon sign.

He kafunks so much he got a sunburn on his tongue.

Getting shot like a piñata at a birthday party, and it's usually done by someone who thinks they're the boss of the block.

He got kafunked right in front of the school, and it was the most dramatic thing ever.

She got kafunked during a fight over who got the last slice of pizza.

That guy got kafunked so hard he had a bullet in his elbow.

When something just goes down without any warning, like your mom walking in on you eating cake at 2 a. m.

Out of nowhere, the power went out, total kafunk.

He just dropped his phone in the toilet, and it was a kafunk moment.

The dog ran into the pool, and that was a kafunk.

When you're so tired you could sleep for a week and still wake up mad at life.

After working 12 hours, I was so kafunk I fell asleep on the bus.

She was kafunk after her dog ate her homework and her cat knocked over her coffee.

He was kafunk after running a marathon and arguing with his mom.